Ah💔, I’m cooked

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What in the name of misandrist feminism did I just read??😭

dem don traumatize me😭

First off, sorry this is a bit late but then, this new year has been equal parts hectic and rewarding. So, you’ll have to bear with me whether you like it or not. (I’m joking guys, I love you)

I love you guys, now send tukay🥲

Thing is, I’ve been reading “The List” by Yomi Adegoke and I am imagining myself in Micheal’s situation. So, any of the girls I’ve ever teased/offended can just put my name in a blacklist of sexual offenders at anytime  just to score revenge points. Ah mogbe🙆‍♂️

shouts in ptsd😨

Basically, Grace can add my name because of the jokes I’ve shared with her. Odunayo, my landlord’s daughter, can write a thread on Obasanjo internet for harassment when the reality was a mutually consensual touching; I mean, she has done it before. Oluwatosin could easily accuse me of sexual assault. Boluwatife can accuse me when gaslighting her when all I did was to ask her out. Anuoluwapo can say I touched her inappropriately when all I did was hugged her in public. KayBee that requested for a massage in a room with 2 other females could say I am an abuser. Beebah that we smoked igbo together could accuse me of abusing her under influence. Rukayat that offered me her body could say I forced her to do so, duress is the legal word I think. Deborah could easily accuse me of coercion. Rose can call me a predator. And it goes on and on😭

  Ah, my career.😭

arghhhhhhh

In short, literally all the females I’ve ever met or gotten involved with could easily throw a stinker at me because they can, or they stand to gain something or I stand to loss a lot. 

I mean it has happened to me, at last count, 5 times where I have been falsely accused of sexual inappropriateness with females I regarded as friends (one did it twice and she identifies as a born again Christian now). For what, clout??, go-fund-me??, fame??(which she didn’t get), ehn fine girl, why??



Not to undermine the fact that there are real cases of sexual abuse/harassment, but then, there are many loopholes in the system that allows any disgruntled or rejected lady to falsely accuse a male of sexual inappropriateness and the guy’s life will be destroyed immediately.




I really hope my hyperactivity won’t later come back to haunt me. 


And please if you are angry at me, don’t accuse me of something I didn’t do only to come out after I might have unalived myself to say you were lying or was just joking, you fit follow me.🧏🏽‍♂️

vengeance is of the Lord but I’ll do my own first. 

But, seriously guys, have you ever been accused of sexual inappropriateness or you’ve accused someone of such??
Let me know in the comments 


Till the next Chronicle, Love and Light. (if Nigerian Babes and NEPA allows🤭)


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