Introduction?? Probably.

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Pardon my manners, I forgot about first impression

You see, when Olamide released “first of all”, I probably wasn’t paying attention to the lyrics because why would I forget to introduce my self every time I meet new people.
i no too spoil, at least i better pass Vic'O career

DISCLAIMER: don’t assume you know me simply because you’ve read this, even I see new versions of myself daily.

Basically, the name is Habeeb Anuoluwa Boluwatife, an U-25, ravishingly handsome young Ijebu Man. I am a professional cleaner, business owner, young people enthusiast, a writer and a whole lot of things you probably don’t want to know.
yes, this is what I look like.


Thing is, I took to writing because lately, I noticed that histories are told by victor and those who have access to the internet, so I’ve decided to tell my story myself before y’all say I am God’s younger brother. I actually started writing because I came to realize writing about my experiences and feelings gave me closure and clarity.
Here are a few things you might want to know about me:
*I own THA cleaners, a cleaning company headquartered in Abeokuta, and we focus on providing temporary employment for young individuals in Abeokuta and it’s environs(basically, your urgent 2k jobs) while delivering a top notch cleaning service for our clients.
this is our logo


*My thought process is the same as my writing style and speech pattern, disjointed. You have to actually listen to me if you want to understand what I am saying.
*My humor is dark, so dark I cry to my jokes at night.
*I am very lazy.
*My favorite things are not fixed, what I enjoy today might be annoying from tomorrow morning. (But i eternally love good food and good music)
*My belief system is basically summed up as “A Practical Jesus Boy”
*Values: We rise by lifting others.
*I hope to build a community of individual growing and helping others to grow in all aspect of life.

Again, I am a Jesus kind of boy and a jealous lover.

How about you??
Introduce yourself in the comment section.
Till the next Chronicle, Love and Light. (if Nigerian Babes and NEPA allows🤭)

One last thing,connect with me on all my socials; Follow Tife


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